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ethicalheaux:

squishable-amethyst:

amant-lesbienne:

angst-is-my-aesthetic:

scorpionbutch:

thallasiske:

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

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bitchimightbey:

l0rdfapulous:

tehnakki:

legalmexican:

afrojabi:

shitty-science:

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

thank you for this

I need the equation you used for this

It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).

I hate this website

This could be a SAT question

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ethicalheaux:

squishable-amethyst:

amant-lesbienne:

angst-is-my-aesthetic:

scorpionbutch:

thallasiske:

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

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j4ckwynand:

Shoutout to autistic and neurodivergent people with “gross” or socially inappropriate stims and habits.

Shoutout to autistic and neurodivergent people who stim by picking their noses, people who are compelled to pick their noses, people who lack the social awareness to realize they’re doing so in public.

Shoutout to autistic and neurodivergent people who pick their skin, pull their hair, chew their lips and mouths. To people who have finally found the right replacement stims and stopped or reduced the habit. To people who haven’t or can’t. 

Shoutout to autistic and neurodivergent people who chew their nails and cuticles.

Shout out to autistic and neurodivergent people with oral stims. To people who chew their clothes, writing implements and other “inappropriate” items. To people who chew and/or swallow nonfood items. To adults who use “baby” toys, adults who chew, lick, suck, and bite. People who chew their hair and suck their thumbs.

We’re not disgusting. Stimming in a “gross” way (whether we feel positively or negatively about it) is not morally repugnant. We are good and beautiful and worthwhile.

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