July 2012
eventualprocrastination:
coffeeandklonopin:
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natibus - seize the ass
carpe mentula - seize the penis
Did you know that in Ancient Rome, the phrase carpe diem, while literally meaning “seize the day,” was often used to say “seize the day for fornication.” This makes it even more fitting that I have a...
illusemywords:
s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong:
wait so Voldemort is still alive?
HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
“To all the girls whose thighs touch, with stretchmarks laid like gold across...”
– Kim Crosby, http://queergiftedblack.tumblr.com/ (via queergiftedblack)
Someone just come watch Disney movies with me!
henthailand:
hakuna my tatas
cunts3xual:
fghtffyr—demons:
On a scale of 1 to James Deen how much do you hate lemon stealing whores?
radio station 1: call me maybe
radio station 2: payphone
radio station 3: wild ones
radio station 4: what makes you beautiful
radio station 5: where have you been
radio station 6: somebody that i used to know
me: *veers car off bridge and drowns in lake*
I don't think suicidal people get enough credit...
aha-itsme:
This post is for all of you who have survived the urge to end your life, either coming out the other side or still fighting to stay alive.
I noticed how when someone has a physical illness such as cancer, and they come out the other side or even remission, they are able to celebrate surviving. I think all of the survivors of being suicidal should too.
Congratulations, and keep on...
A post I saw on Facebook:
“Who the hell names hurricanes and why do they give them the least threatening names? If you see on the news that hurricane Erin is blowing through, you’re like ‘Pfft. Erin? I can take that slut’. But if it’s like hurricane Dicksmasher is coming, you pack up and leave.”
Reblog if your able to find something wrong in...
lokis-firm-butt:
awkward-at-best:
meeka2326:
this-fairytale-love:
jenadirectioner:
If you don’t reblog…
…Fighting urge to correct.
This should be a test for people to be able to use the internet.
…….no just no not ok
there is a special circle of hell for people who cannot find anything wrong in that sentence and I am the gatekeeper
When watching a musical.....
alittle-fall-of-rain:
Me when I enter the theatre:
When I take my seat:
When the overture starts playing and the light’s go down:
Throughout the whole entire musical -
From this:
To This:
And finally when it’s finished:
