June 2012
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mom: ok you wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: ok
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where are you it's almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: faints
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the-absolute-funniest-posts: Me: Ugh, why isn’t my pizza done yet? Mom: It’s been in for three minutes. Just wait. Me: I DID MY WAITING! Mom: Oh, god, not again. Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT! Mom: Every time. Me: IN AZKABAN! Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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