Anonymously try to seduce me.
milicentbrovovich: ride6: Bonus points if you do it as a fictional character of your choice. Seriously, those ones are fun. I BET NONE OF YOU CAN DO IT. I BET YOU. l0l
Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
New followers (or old), what do you want to know?
Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like
The worst part of getting a tattoo is not actually getting it. It’s dealing with it for the month AFTER. I can’t even wear my pretty dresses because they rub the scab off! Grawr!
jkimisyellow: pixelatedbutterfly: k-v-n: tumblr in italiano has made “rebloggare” a verb. adding “sempre rebloggo” to my tumbling vocabulary rebloggo reblogghi reblogga reblogghiamo rebloggate rebloggano
store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!