March 2012
male character: i made a mistake
fandom: oh you poor misunderstood soul
female character: i made a mistake
fandom: WANTON MISTRESS OF THE NIGHT, RETURN TO THE SHADOWS FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, THIS IS NO PLACE FOR YOUR SELFISHNESS PLEASE GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND
tyleroakley:
The soundtrack for The Hunger...
Me: When I get home, I'm gonna watch Sucker Punch.
Friend: I heard that it was really really bad though. Like, the story line.
Me: Well yeah but there are three women in corsets and short skirts with weapons in it.
Friend: ...
Friend: I can see why that would appeal to you.
teacher: its time to watch a movie
students: yay
teacher: bill nye the science guy
students: YES HFUCKYUBDHXUJHNIUFHDIjYAGEYSBYSYSUBBUIIKYDYSBUYGSUYDyrhUYSBNSYUHDYU
a riot begins as one student stands on a table and conducts the class, creating an eight part harmony rendition of the bill nye theme song
J.K Rowling: Billionaire to millionaire →
jkimisyellow:
grace-is-a-potterhead:
thirstforsalt:
dreamingdingledodie:
“One of the world’s wealthiest women, J.K Rowling, has given so much money to charity she can no longer claim billionaire status.
The Harry Potter author has fallen down the Forbes rich list because of her charitable giving, the business magazine said.”
Just one more reason why JK Rowling will forever be one of my...
Respect the woman, desire the slut, cherish the...
